Recently
the following undocumented Windows 95 error codes were found.
Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread
via the Internet:
001 Windows loaded - System in danger
002 No Error - Yet
003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong, trust me
005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
006 Malicious error - NetScape found on drive; program deleted
007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what's happened now
00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 500 MB
00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More !!! More !!!
00D Window closed - Do not look outside
00E Window open - Do not look inside
00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of
018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one
019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not ! No way !!!
01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software
01B Illegal error - You're not allowed to get this error. Next time, a penalty !
01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate
01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code
01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait some more
020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost
042 Virus error - Virus activated in DOS, requires Windows; All tasks halted
079 Mouse not found - No Mouse driver found; click left mouse button to continue
103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors. Additional errors may not be displayed
294 BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or your computer gets trashed
294b BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or will mail wife the JPG's you downloaded
678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game ?
683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system
625 Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes
902 Screen Error - The system is working perfectly, I'm not lying, monitor is wrong
72a Crucial Halt - Hang on, What the hell was that ???
72b Memory Error - What ??? Sorry, tell me again
39c Disk Error in drive a: - Disk is in perfect condition I just don't like it
983 Hard Disk Error - Files were too neat; couple of hundred .TMP files added
